Stay tuned for my Wednesday review tomorrow. For now to hold you over, here’s an oldie but goodie!
Trivia: A List of Funny, Useless Heroes Powers
These are powers with which a person may never, ever be able to save the world:
The ability to dry things that are wet.
The ability to turn things black and white.
The ability to turn every meal into breakfast.
The ability to install alarm systems with one’s thoughts.
The ability to win Rock, Paper, Scissors every time no matter which you pick!
The ability to babysit the Baby Jesus!
The ability to go work on Federal holidays!
The ability to win every argument with “Because I said so!” (but only on April Fools’ Day).
To be continued….
Feel free to add your own!